Invisibility Shirt.

Today I am wearing a shirt that somehow makes my baby bump invisible.

I mean, I can see it. I think it's visible. However, in my eight hours of work, not one person commented on my pregnant belly. Usually every other woman who walks into the store looks at me, does a double-take and then says "OOOOOO, you're pregnant!" Usually they're very excited to know all about the life of a complete stranger. Everyone wants to know about names, due dates, etc, etc. I don't really understand it, but it's a huge topic of conversation.

Today, not one person even looked at me twice. In fact, when I was ordering food for husband and myself at Subway, the lady joked with me, "You're not going to eat this all by yourself, are you?" and I rubbed my tummy and joked back "Oh, it isn't just me."

Then she said, "Oh! I didn't even notice!" and she was serious!

How can you not notice EIGHT MONTHS of baby on me?

That's when I decided the shirt must be something out of Harry Potter. What else could it be?



PS - I think that picture looks like a still from some 60s TV show.