Thursday, April 16

i just gave my brother-in-law a bloody nose.

it's true!
i made him laugh so hard his nose bled.
i just wanted to sound tough.


how, you ask?

i was talking to him and eating, totally nonchalant, when he stopped talking and stared at me. well, i was spreading leftover cupcake frosting onto marshmallows and eating them. he said, "is that . . . ?"

and i said, " . . . frosting? yeah."

and he said, " . . . and you're . . . "

and i said, "well, at least i'm spreading the frosting on something! yesterday i just ate it with a spoon."

and then he burst into laughter and broke a vessel or something.

and i said, "don't tell my husband."



anyway, i'm still eating it.
anybody want to try and challenge my sweet tooth? didn't think so.

2 comments:

SO said...

You are tough. Your sweet tooth can take on anyone else and win. Anyone who can eat a smartie wrapped in a caramel wins hands down. Do I need to mail you some graham crackers for that frosting?

Nick and Emily said...

that is HILARIOUS! what power you have. better be careful, you could kill someone.